nikkeefe What's the opposite of being demob happy? 14:55 29 Aug

nikkeefe I see why Liverpool have signed Meireles, and so does Anderson: http://tinyurl.com/3yqtanq 7:29 29 Aug

nikkeefe The BBC have a news reporter called Chris Morris. Life is getting as weird as art. 17:17 28 Aug

nikkeefe ?@Aggerscricket: Here's a first. "Sirloin steak please. Rare" "Sorry sir. Can't do rare. Health reasons"? That's it, I'm quitting th 17:14 28 Aug

nikkeefe Pakistan are bang to rights. Fixing in test cricket, how very disappointing. 17:12 28 Aug

nikkeefe @tombezhukov You're absolutely right. Stupid Brits. 8:24 28 Aug

nikkeefe Hair:"I'm thinking 'up' today. Like, straight up." Nik:"I'm not not sure how I feel about vertical hair." Hair:"Ah, you're a kinae 7:00 28 Aug

campusprjo @bevgibbs sorry Bev, don't know myself but know a man who can- #ff @pcshortcuts - there ain't nothing he can't help with 20:46 27 Aug

nikkeefe Only the UK would have an envy-of-the-world institution such as the BBC and try to undermine and dismantle it 20:10 27 Aug

campusprjo Has he not suffered enough? RT@BreakingNews: American held captive 7 months in N. Korea lands in Boston with Jimmy Carter? 15:33 27 Aug

campusprjo Feeling very foolish - just fallen down some steps whilst texting - in front of lots of people. 8:58 27 Aug

campusprjo @Emma_Banks Nice try, not sure that will wash (esp now that we're one short with Abi at your desk!) Cya 2mrw 17:10 26 Aug

campusprjo @Emma_Banks haha, good one *sobbing* :)) 14:44 26 Aug

campusprjo Got offered a paid-for working visit to Shanghai Expo - had to turn it down #thingsImayregret 12:54 26 Aug

leedsmet @festvolunteers #leedsfestival Hope the weather is nice to you guys this weekend! 8:40 26 Aug

campusprjo @SarahEwing Hell yeah! 16:23 25 Aug

nikkeefe NEW BLOG POST: A few thoughts on exam results and 'standards' http://nikkeefe.co.uk/2010/08/a-few-thoughts-on-exam-results-and-standards/ 13:28 25 Aug

leedsmet RT @Digs_Student: Fresher Tip #7 Don?t forget the essentials! http://ow.ly/2jOWE 11:56 25 Aug

leedsmet Going to #leedsfest this year? Our students will blogging and uploading videos via @festvolunteers 8:54 25 Aug

nikkeefe Another day of plate spinning in prospect. First, let's buy some carpets. Then school work. Then web work. Love it. 5:30 25 Aug

leedsmet @daveyh87 Hi, we're in the process of getting the info online at the moment, we'll let you know when it's live via email. 11:04 24 Aug

leedsmet @MASSYKAPS #Opal1 #CannotWait Have you checked out our Opal Facebook page? http://bit.ly/cTaVUQ 10:26 24 Aug

leedsmet @daveyh87 Hi, what's your course? 7:03 24 Aug

leedsmet @charlieoakley OK, glad to hear that! 7:02 24 Aug

leedsmet We're looking forward to seeing all our new (and returning!) students next month: http://bit.ly/cBazbY 5:40 24 Aug

campusprjo @Xanneroo what on earth did your mum say when you told her? #wdytya 17:24 23 Aug

campusprjo @NancyWMendoza surely not. Do I win? 13:16 23 Aug

campusprjo Speaking of holidays, what the hell was this bug that splatted onto the windscreen in France? Seriously tho, what **t the hell was this bug that splatted onto the windscreen in France? Seriously tho, what http://twitpic.com/2hheca 10:07 23 Aug

campusprjo first day back from hols. It's been awful. Cant remember anything. 9:57 23 Aug

nikkeefe @thechurchmouse Twitter's interaction with apps like that has changed,you'll be able to update &then go through a new authentication ritua 15:59 22 Aug

nikkeefe Today I really should engage with my role as a researcher for Football Manager 2011,as I'm not going to the match and the deadline is near. 4:25 21 Aug

nikkeefe The Expendables. A film with three times as many stunt men as actors. That is all you need to know. 17:33 20 Aug

nikkeefe @andrea_r Hi Andrea, I've been reading some of your posts on Wordpress.org's forums actually, thanks for getting in touch!! 12:16 20 Aug

leedsmet @26Kalisha Congratulations. We look forward to you joining us next month and don't feel overwhelmed, you won't be alone. Best of luck :) 5:07 20 Aug

leedsmet @amyling Well done Amy, this is super news. Look forward to you joining us this Sept. Enjoy the rest of summer and be sure to celebrate! :) 5:05 20 Aug

leedsmet @Dudette73 This is fantastic. Please pass on our congratulations to your daughter and tell her we look forward to seeing her in September :) 5:03 20 Aug

leedsmet @LakeEffectsKidd Many Congratulations. Great to hear you'll be joining us and becoming a Leeds Met student. See you in September :) 5:00 20 Aug

leedsmet @dannixluisax Brilliant news. Congrats to you. Glad you'll be joining us. Enjoy the rest of your summer :) 4:59 20 Aug

nikkeefe Must crack on with meeting clients today. What are the odds of it ending up like this? http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell 4:26 20 Aug

nikkeefe Just spent two nice hours with my business partners establishing that our to do list is longer than our arms. 12:24 19 Aug